Sephiroth vs. Ice Cream

Okay see, he's Sephiroth, yeah? He has the right to enjoy frozen treats like everyone else, but he knows he'll feel like a pussy while he's eating it, hence the dilemma. And Jenova forbid anyone actually see him licking it.

Yes, strawberry is his favorite.

A possible compromise would be to put it in a cup and eat it with a spoon and if anyone asks, just tell them he laced it with tequila.

Other foods the Sephster can't eat include lollipops, pixy stix, candy necklaces, cupcakes, and anything phallic shaped.

Sorry, it's like past 5 in the morning and I have given this way more thought than would be probable of a sane person.